Susan: I’ll tell you, I’d never name my child Soda.
George: Oh, no, no, no, of course not. I’ve got a great name for our kids. Real original. You wanna know what it is? Hmm? You ready?
Susan: Yeah?
(George whistles and draws a seven in the air)
Susan: What is that, sign language?
George: No. Seven.7.13 - The Seven
TV Announcer: It looks like Woody Woodpecker is running out of air. In fact, he’s collapsing.
Kramer: Those kids look pretty disappointed.
Jerry: Especially that big kid up in the front. How old is he?6.08 - The Mom and Pop Store
Newman: Okay, what is it?
Jerry: Here, take a look at this card, tell me if you notice anything unusual about it.
Newman: Yeah, your nipple’s showing.
Jerry: Okay, thanks.
Newman: Anything else?
Jerry: No.
Newman: Alright. See you later.4.13 - The Pick
My pants are chafing the hell out of me
“I’ll trade my shirt for a grilled cheese”
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A totally real doctor.
